Bill Gates vs J. K. Rowling

Culture, Internet, Offtopic, Social

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Wealth:

Bill Gates - $56 Billion (2nd Richest Person in the World) ($14,614 per minute) - WINNER!

J. K. Rowling - $1 Billion (136th Richest Person in the World) ($230 per minute)

Cause of Wealth:

Bill Gates- Innovating the Personal Computer and Operating System, in other words buying the 86-DOS rights in order to turn around and partner with IBM. Nice, one Bill!

J.K. Rowling - Writing the Harry Potter book series, in other words stealing the ideas and intellectual properties from other books and movies ( Source - Source2 - Source3 - Google Search!) ! - WINNER!

Why we hate them:

Bill Gates - Making us use Windows, making the blue screen of death, MSN.com, Suing Mikerowesoft.com and countless others. - Winner!

J.K Rowling- Making kids go insane when a new Harry Potter, Movie Book or toy comes out. Only to find out the next month “Harry Potter and the Time they just Sat there for 300 pages” comes out on book, and “Harry Potter and the Day he Learnt to Drive” goes to movie.

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Best Success:

Bill Gates - Going from a well-to-do Harvard Graduate to worlds richest man, excuse me 2nd richest. HAHAH!

J. K. Rowling - Going from welfare recipient to Billionaire (+ 15 points for being a women). - Winner

Best Looking:

Bill Gates - His boyish good looks along with his 11 digit bank account would make any women melt! - Winner

J. K. Rowling - Decent looking, but her infatuation for 15 year old boys is scary.

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 AND THE WINNER : BILL GATES!

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Posted on 26 July 2007 by Nathan

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